Timothée Chalamet is hot, like also warm. With his comforted hair, perfectly symmetrical face and jaw carved by Michelangelo himself, it's no wonder that fans can't help but weaken the heart-of-the-moment.
But my plea came to a standstill this morning when one (1) new photo of Chalamet was released.
Disclaimer: The image you are about to see will shock you. Discretion is recommended.
Last night, Timothée attended the National Board of Review Gala in 2020 in a crisp, white Stella McCartney suit and small hair spread on the top of his lips like flakes of a croissant left over for your breakfast. Or what others call a goatee.
Personal disgust aside, Twitter seems to support Chalamet's new face shield.
And it can be argued that the Little women star is not afraid to turn on his look. In the movie The king, in which he starred with Robert Pattinson and Lily-Rose Depp, Chalamet cut his curly locks into a bowl.
But this ?? I don't know about those little hairs. Will men stop nothing from making themselves unattractive?
The goat can go, stat. You're better than that, Tim.