We have some questions about the vaginal candle of Gwyneth Paltrow

Professional actress Gwyneth Paltrow released an already sold-out candle last Friday, playfully named "This Smells Like My Vagina". The notes contain geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar, damask rose and ambrette seed. The blend is meant to count down the scent of the actress's very rich and powerful fleece. In addition, Goop describes it as & # 39; & # 39; a funny, beautiful, sexy, and pretty unexpected scent. & # 39;

While it's nice to see ladies getting good press, we have some questions about the $ 75 voting right. Below, 30 urgent questions that need answers. We are very open to it, we just want to investigate more.

  1. How exactly does a vagina smell?
  2. Was Kyle of the 11th grade accurate about vaginal odor?
  3. Will my OBGYN, by law, have to light this candle in her office?
  4. When in Gwyneth's cycle was it made?
  5. If I light the candle every day, will Gwyneth and I go on the same cycle?
  6. Has this candle explored the many birth control options?
  7. Would Rihanna be open to creating a candle for the competition?
  8. What role did the Jade egg play in this?
  9. Would this vagina be more of a candlestick or tampon?
  10. When did this vagina first enter the bathroom with a pocket mirror and look at itself?
  11. If you play too much with the wicket, will it fall?
  12. Does it wear underwear to bed?
  13. Do you need to use your fingers or mouth to blow it out?
  14. Is the candle somehow also incompatible with lighting during baths?
  15. Does every candle look the same?
  16. Does it drink pineapple to change its notes?
  17. Why did a consignment of this just refer to my brother in puberty?
  18. Has this candle explored the many birth control options?
  19. Does this candle burn brighter when placed on a running washing machine?
  20. Will men be able to find the fuse?
    1. Hoo-ha!

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